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twizzygrl
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Interests: music, movies, drawing, writing, talking on the phone, being with people Expertise: yeah what? Occupation: Retired Industry: Government
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10/22/2004
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| its december 15....and me and clare are running...in shorts. im lovin' it. | | |
| gfaf ohhh do different type. d = o? LOOK THE SAME DONT THEY!?!?!?! real soon. ohhhhh abcdefghijk omg whoaaaaa. this is cool.so so so cool. ohh this one is cuuute. what about this one. is this one ancient? and this one? aww this is like stephen chansss. its pronounced..STEVEN. next oneeee. aww i like this one too. yeah. punk. shut up. AWWWW. We're talking on comp. who needs words with cute writing. AWWWWW. Bank GOTHIC. you better watch your back. homes. or kt's going to rob you. she needs money...for stuff. well obviously if prostitution was legal...then we would have money...for...shoes. SHUT UP. These shoes are 300 dollars. umm feet big what? oh..oh..oh...EXCUSE ME. FLAMING HULA HOOPS! ...thats what we need to get our movies on the map. That and big blonde beautiful girls. haha but we already have us...granny. Excuse me miss and as for black it's BEAUTIFUL..your white. pssht. *makes classic clare hand motions* ... as black as myyy skiiiiiiin. Hotness...skinny skinny skinny. So um STOP DON"T KNOW PLEASE. mama..i'm a biiiiiiiiig girl now!! stop dont no PLEASEEEE stop dont no PLEASEEEE. ooo such a big girl. This will go on foorever. this is a song that never endsssss. yes it goes on and on my friends!!! Lamb chop sing a long. what whatw. good thing you translated for me. i dont know what i would have done without it...probably cride. SUCH a frieght. Almost gone. but yes cride..just like ASS_Kala__or whater you said. it was actually ASLASKA. my gosh. get it right. ploser. what eves girl...your so mucha grande. muuuuucha grande....*makes blood hand motions you had for spancish thing. I like it when th e re d water comes out. end. castellar. we'll be back. guess who's back...back again..guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back..hint. two leyyers that spell twin. obviously its kt. OBVIOUSLY. according to "jason logic". I know. the way his mid works. but no no way to do that for clare. well i was goodna go dome game to get to clare butttt now i cant. way to give it away clare. yeah. ohh cratch that weird. yea. forget my nsme it's ti,e for a game. uts called the...guess who is kts stwin game. its fune i swear. Alrite heres how it works. you guess a name and well forget taht we have gym. the search continues.....(countryblueprint) Just when you thought it was okay to go back on xanga...you find out that you...were...WERONG. MWHAAAAA. love the evil handwriting. most people would think that its girly and cute BUT really to a criminal masterminds like me and lcare (clare) (thatshercodename) we know the truth about it! that ... its ... CrImInAl//EvIl wyeah that's right. lcare got s the goods. ohh she got a cwhole lot of goods if you know what i mean..eh..eh..he..hahahaha i so funny. Funny. and ps. 1 i'm not laughimg evil glare. 2. that looks like the dear carbs letter writing. dear *insert name of woman who has vagina. im sorry for getting pie oin you. im sure the infection will crel **clear up soon. To Vegetables...I hate ypu(sp?) you look like fart. yeah. yeah. CARTONN (corton(cartoon)) farts. bewahahahahahahaha. Idiotoooooo. Tu mama es tu papa hahahaha. girl you dont even know who your daddy is. U_G_L_Y you ain't got no alibi M_A_M_M_A thats who made you look that way YOUR MAMMA yeah yeah YOUR MAMMA I;m sorry about that katie. Please etill let me eat in the kitchen withy ou. guess speaker.......guess who! just kidding. JUST KIDDING ON THE JUST KIDDING. y'know the rules. gogogogo i love katie very much and she sucks balls!!! hmmm what about CLARE! clare is the coolest person ever and is definitely the BETTER twin! haha umm yeah. sure. jk. she is. i love her. Freestyle. this name makes me so happy. like freestylin snowboarding. and we totally kik butt at snowboarding. no joke!! Especially since katie leaned how not to look on a snowboard. hahahahaha yesss. why are we always made fun of???? THE OSLEN TWINS!?!? WHAT!??!?! I went up before you just so i could see you fall. Thats not funny that is PAINFUL>! good thing we wodrked out our sysetem. ro else whthere would have been isues. i need backspace. so bad. or elses anyone could read this cescret odecoxode. ohhh right. the code. how could i forget the code. clare. and by that i meannnn...lcare. yea. *yeaaa. Wow your tough...um..mm. BLONDO! my gosh. ur like a freaking rock. omari!?!? where!??!? Umm well exsquesse me your the one who it took forever to figure out well something i remeber it was a blonde moment. which you DEFINITELY havbe never had any. *give s u unbelieving ylook. yeah. punk. That was some look captain! do you want to go over? nahh i dont want to in front of person a. and like cause something to be brought up again...y'know? Yah and I love these writings ther sooooo Jack Sparow. ohh that man is a SEX MACHINEEEE. i want him very badly. WE COULD HAVE MADE A PIRATE MOVIE IF YOU HAD HAD YOUR CAMERA!?!!!!!! OMG no joke that would be amazing. I wish wish wish I had my smaera. When we gwt home it's goin down. but we need more ppl to make it good. hmmm who to enroll....in our family? Anyone they just need to know about pirates and how to act like no shyness. oh and they have to bow down to us. and then have to be over our house too...so i guess just family? maybe? yeah...i mean kiwi could work. or ewell satueday get ri and sue.......or w/e hm hm hm the possibilities are endless....and we are miss and missy elliott popular. ohhh haute....can i be missy elliot since i'm so cooooool. oh yeah. yeah ummm...hm...yeah i guess but ur gonna have to eaccept that miss is better than you. hahaha. exspecially when it comes to rapping. hold up hold up. back off miss you are sooo not a bwtter wrapper. fo shizzz.ummm pretty sure i am actually. your just a JOKE. well if I'm a joke ur a POSER. a poser is still better than a BIG. FAT. JOKE. Well at least I'm FUNNY> PPl just make fun of you and want to beat you up in alleys. well..well...WELL...people just wanna RAPE you in alleys. that are not well lit. But I'll just act out in my rapping name and they'll be like don't mess. And my group posse yo will come. yeah me and richa. with our mad guns. and ghetoo sides. and bigger than your books *boobs. but yeah. books. study hard kid. sstay in school. Well maybe I don't need you.. i'm tough. I got gund hun. yeahh and they're freaking HUUUUUUUUUGE. i mean DAAAANG. MMMhhhmmm but I know what you'll say, they'd look even better with you in between. with me..in between..your guns? that would be..CUUUUUTE. i think blee is turned on right now. major bones everywhere if you know what i mean... I dooo katie I take sex ed if you know what I'm saying BIG NOSE KATE> well lemme tell you...my buns are hot..if you know what i mean..by bun hahahahahahaha knee freakin slapper. cause my gun are hot your buns.....like honey buns. like....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN buns. silly goose. with guns. thats what u wer*are. a goose with guns. yo. ohhh but those buns are si....sticky and delious. only after certain people are done putting them in THEIR oven...if you know what i mean...good thing that was in small writing..young minds can't handle that online ...well just think digital get down. just you and me,. dunnn dunnn dunnaaaa i ish i knew the knew words. if we can get together naturally then we can get together on the digital screen. ohhhh wow that's dirty. mmmm i'm going to go get um...well bathroom trip. wana come?alright this is me STOPPING this conversation before the readers who do read this all....so basically no one. buit. we want to be known as the clean sista. + s. good point and i judt got nail polish t...chips in my mouth. ohhh NIIIIIIIIICE. i wish i was that lucky. seriously. i know, but really it's not as thrilling as it sounds. really? oh i guess i can then nknowck that off my things to do.... loook theres a message in my cereal....it says oooooooo. thats kadeem..just came over...and butted me...no joke... ohhh wow umm firm...that's cool. i think someone needs to stop the mooooooakth. i think someone needs to work on de english.. mmmm yeah no. oh right. no help could help you. way past help. NOT AGAINNNNN. i joke i joke..i kid i kidddddd. jojo needs a boyfriend. and kadeem needs to wear nalpolish. mmm hmm trhats a sure ticket into girls school. that and high heels. PAYCE> katie and calre outtttttttt. *does run from yeasterday HAHHAHAHA. best thing ever. WHAT WAS THE BLUR THAT I JUST SAW!?!??!?!??!?!??!??!??!?!??! now on. microsoft sans serif CLARE. GET GOING. START TYPING SOMETHING GOODO. HAHAHAHA I'm into something goog. what..? oh tHTTHE song. Halfway done. I know ther dreammmmmmm...betcha don't. no i dont know the dream :( wchich is a little sad. Well not ebveryone is as cool as me. yeah mmhmmmmmm. oh yeah red dress...boobs...very spacific. yeah. IT IS. bpunk. man some1 liked to say punk. Probley cause you can't think of any other good disses. its just the easier one to go with, becuase there are so many insulting things i could say to u...i mean look at you...its like an insulters DREAM. so i just say punk. which isnt TOO bad. ouch wow you know that hurt. BOOM. WONDER BAR, lifet and seperate. haha u should get that...u may kinda need it..due to lack..ther.e..of..ewell i may not have a lot, but at least i can pass physics. sike nah.....jk/lol. shut uppppppp ughhhh i went from being GOOD to BAAAD. hmph. but its all good. i still got the personality. hahahahahahas Well who needs personality when you look like me. haha im prety sure looking like you you NEED the personality...Oh wow oridinalllll,,,well at least my nose ism't huge........haha well my huge boobs balance it out...wish i could say the same for wu,,,mmm katie there not that food. dofggggoooed. w/eps ur faat head/buytttt squished me aight clare is by my leg causing trouble so we'll be back PROXY 6 OUT puuuuuuut on a happy faceeeee!!! *sung out luod. except it wasn't. sung at all. well okay ms picky pants...it was sung out loud..in my head. ohhhh well that's gtreat cause we can ALL enjoy it i n your head. well would u reather me sing out outotuoutout loud? so u can appreciate my mad skills? well...in a word....no. but i waould like you to at least rtry. well. since YOU would like that...and i want to impress you...but not act like im trying too hard...*HUMS put on a happy face. oh in YOUR face. yes i sae that or actually heard it. I would take on the job but u do so good with it. well...im gonna kinda nod my head...and act rlike i understood that...cuz i really didnt...at all...well actually to samart peoplw it makes perfect sense. BACKSPACE START. good thing u said that one out loud!! or it wouldve been bad!! people wouldve started to think we got some sense and were able to SPELL! whoaaa. I know but now I'm so use to not backspacing I almost have to think wait backspace. oh the hardships you must endure...poor poor clare. :(. Yeah kind of like enduring a 0. whaaaaat? on the thing. OHHHH. my b. my b. pssht it doesnt matter, it evens out. it does not even out if we averaged it with my 90 and 77 test grades my average is a 50. yeah but quizzes dont count as much as tests. its only 20% so u average that with your other quizzes and then that out of 20. and so far you've had really good projects! well i guess you and me are sorta of the same boat except ur better 70 and 5 are better than 0 and 40. yeah but u had the better TEST grade and i didnt. i guess well fingers crossed. cause i'm scared. itll be alllll good. my grade'll probably be worse so u got nothing to worry about. But I don't compare to you I compare to myuself. well u can probably do better in the next marking period and itll all be goooooood come final grades. ps. i like zis font. it's quite niffty and awfully like mine. SOMEONE is copying me if u ask for my opinion of it all...ummmmm yes cause my dream is to copy 'you'. ohh clare..u shouldnt hide your true wants behind sarcasm...its not healthy. omg gosh katie your right i should just come out right now. I WANT TO BE KATIE! now dont u feel better? I do, I feel like for the whole rest of the day I'm going to act like you. I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING!!! whoaa the TRANSFORMATION has begun! OH NO YOU WERENT!??!?!? yes I was going to be like of no the effects of the transformation have already begun.SO CLOSE. so nice. so good. i got a'youuuuu. you're having trouble with this font changing. haha ITS A DISEASEEEE. i may be dying. no joke sista. but if your dying than i'm dying. :-O. nooo!! that cant happen!! we must find a doctor...to help us..because if we die no on will have a purpose anymore!! because we are the reason people LIVE!!!! NOOOO! you are so calculueres. omg. i know. insane right? i thought so. omg yes so insane. Ps. this is so hard to have a nonverbal conversation with. so pretty. ...haha i knowww. oh now back to normal type! can u reeeead thisssss? why yes the symbols are now starting to come together the letters the words I'm seeing it all. I CAN READ! we MUST tell mum and papa!! they will be so proud!! Yes after all these years of being the stupider twin sudden;y I can catch up. and we owe it all to xanga. we should write a letter. of thanks. Yes and I could read it cause oh wait I can READ! u seem to do ~ alot. that shall be the next thing we work on! It's just so easy to press that it's second nature to me. just like....EATING. just playing just playing. :-O<<<my face. but i guess eating would be a second nature....to YOU! OH NO YOU DIDNT!! O.O THAT WAS MY FACE!!! FILLED WITH hurt. oh i see it. wow i feel so bad for you. you should. bully. I'm sorry i guess when ur as strong as me bully is one of the normal prfession. you and your silly second natures...how can i be mad at you? when its JUST your second nature...I know...i'm mean i didn't ask to be this way it was just how I was brought up. Jamaldeem do you want to say something? Here he issssss :::: (now you have to say something) ---- My name is either Kadeem or Jamal, not Jamaldeem! what what you talking about this way you get both of your names together happily. as if they were married. so cute. I don't know what to say, the idea of my names being "cute" disturbs me. oh but with such a cute face as yours you should get use to it. you should! all the ladies be'a whistlin' owowwwwww. Once again I have nothing to say, it is recondite. well that last word was rteally big that's all i can say. that is right bob! that word was HUGE!! who wouldnt thought WE could come up with something to say back to that!?!?! abviously jamaldeem. Mrs. Weisgerber taught us thTat word in class, it means "above one's head" as in a Dr. Xu lectre we're done!! woooooo hooooo. it was so sudden, but in the end Katie, Clare, and Jamaldeem took on the challenge (champagne). and a little help from the stevi-ster. can not forget her. *wink 
end scene. november 3rd. | | |
| heyyyy. havent updateder in a veryyy long time. i know i know u guys missed me..probably checked this every night...hahah i dont know why i lie to myself. shuuuuut up. missed oppurtunity. thats sad. depressing actually. ohhh guess who's here. starts with an n. well...actually an e. but more n. and she could advertise cookies well. buuuut shes too good for that. yeahhh most adorable thing ever. ohhh yeah. its actually a pleased face. because im pleased with the amount of hot lovin im gonna get later. be jealous ... ohhh baby. to kevin - you're missing out.
and ps. ♦'s are a girls best friend.
♣♥♠ORANGE♣♥♠ i love this. a lot. we are going to make a poem. for your enjoyment. so grab the popcorn and sit down. yo. I don't love you if we had creative skillz it would help us pay the billz someone needs to write us a love letter because then life would seem so much better i like this color yellow because it makes me a little mellow man, i wish i was gellin' gellin' like a felon itchy is my nose thats how it goes hoes. the end. | | |
| Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play! Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play! Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from! Step 4: Italicize the songs when someone guesses correctly! note- cheat and die!
1. "Breaking into hotel swimming pools, and wreaking havoc on our world. Hanging out at truck stops just to pass the time. The black top's singing me to sleep, Lighting fireworks in parking lots illuminate the blackest nights. Cherry cokes under this moonlit summer sky." - - - In This Diary - The Ataris - guessed byyy Amandaaaa
2. "Every roommate kept awake by every sigh and scream we make, All the feelings that I get, But I still don’t miss you yet ...... Only when I stop to think about it"
3. "And if all else fails you can look up at the sky. Because it's the same one that shines above you and I. And if all else fails you can close your eyes, And I'll be right beside you. I'll be the one by your side." - - - if all else fails- matchbook romance - guessed byyyy Amandaaaa
4. "Cause music is what I want, to keep my body always moving. Yeah, shake it up, hot stuff." - - - Hot Stuff - The Rolling Stones - Guessed byyy Zara
5. "So now I'm praying for the end of time, To hurry up and arrive...Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don't think that I can really survive" - - - Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf - Guessed byyy Katie G (haha it was close enough)
6. "Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness, or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness? Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin, I make the right moves but I'm lost within ." - - - By Myself - Linkin Park - Guessed byyy Katie G
7."you got my hands shaking, I'm begging you oh baby please stop breaking my heart because I got the feeling that you and I will never even get it on" - - - Magazines - Brand New - guessed byyy Zara
8. "She just wants a good life, so someone remembers her too."
9. "I can't keep coming back to you everytime you're in the mood, To whisper something sweet in my ear. It's so hard to move on, 'Cuz everytime I think you're gone, you show up in my rearview mirror." - - - the getaway- hilary duff - guessed by Amandaaa
10. "Its so simple and complicated, the way you can crush me. No matter how much this hurts, This is through, I get as far as your door before I get caught..I make up excuses just to touch you ." - - - playing for keeps- matchbook romance - guessed by amandaaa
11. "Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition, must have wound up on the floor while we were switchin' our positions...I guess they knew that she was missing, As I tried to tell her dad, it was her mouth that I was kissing" - - - Animals - Nickelback - guessed byyy Clare
sooo im only doing 11 cuz now i have to go to church. <3's | | |
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